Clean

Part 1.

Suzi and her boyfriend mark were watching television when the new suddenly popped out in front of them. The news lady was talking about a new virus that has been discovered in China, which made people blow up in various ways. The news lady continued and explained that the symptoms could be everything from giant blown up hands to being blown up like a balloon. It showed up some pictures where a lady’s butt was giant as weather balloon and she was floating in the air.

“It’s been so long since we visited the human realm”, Fey spoke, fluttering over the countryside. “I’m glad we came.”

“Indeed. I find the fairy realm too boring”, Fable agreed as she followed her companion through the air. “Mortals are more entertaining than those dullards back home.”

“What kind of mischief shall we cause for the humans?” Fey asked to her partner. “Shall we unleash a swarm of hair-eating locusts, conjure a sudden blizzard in summer or perhaps we can stick another enchanted sword into a rock and let them quarrel over it again.”

Irina was only halfway through a mug of mead when Cerys ran into the inn and to Irina's side.

Irina sighed. "What did you do?"

"Nothing!"

Irina gave her a sharp look. "I told you I don't want to draw attention while we're travelling."

"No, really!" Cerys said. "I was just looking around the outpost and some men yelled at me!"

"Why are you worried? You're indestructible."

"They're scary! Oh no, here they come!"

Out in the middle of nowhere, there was this farm that had open slots for employments. This punk brunette Goth girl named Kelly was on her way for an interview for the job openings at this place. She read that this job promises high payments and this immediately catches her attention.