Male Inflation

Johnathon has always had an inflation fetish. Now that he was older and actually knew what being "turned on" means he can understand it a little more. Even as a little kid he remembered being turned on the most by Violet Beauregarde's inflation in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He has always been partial to blueberry inflations, but once in a while he'd venture into some other types of inflation. He vowed one day, however, that he would create the wonka gum and actually turn people into blueberries.

"N…NO! Don't do this!" screamed Michele "I'm too big!"

"Exactly, you'll join my collection!" said a man, standing next to an air compressor

Michele let out a grown, then…

BANG!

Shards of her rained down from the heavens as the man reached up, and grabbed a big shard from the air.

"To join the collection," he said

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Marissa put down the obituaries from that day, sighing from seeing her best friend, Michele, had died.