The Chocolate

This story is meant to be read slowly. Please take a few deep breaths. Good. Thank you.

Kim walked down the street, big green pea-coat hugging her and little blue crocodile-skin bag dangling by her side between clinched fingers.

Photographers were behind her. She wanted to get away. And now it had started to rain.

"Kim, tell us about your break-up with Ray J!"

"Is it true that you've gained weight?"

"Are you thinking of getting married again, or is it just too soon?"

Maria Luke and Susan Fitzpatrick were the two top scientists of their fields. For almost ten years they had worked side by side and developed a handful of great scientific discoveries. Maria was much prettier than Susan and much taller. Susan couldn't help but feel like she was the sidekick in their discoveries even though both of their names were on their reports. Maria was more popular with the other scientists of the university that they worked at. Almost every aspect about Maria's life seemed to dwarf that of Susan's.

A Day In The Life of a Popper

Before I tell you what I do for a living, I want to say two things about my job.  One is that I'm probably effectively a mass murderer according to most of you.  That's obviously not how I see it and I don't know anyone else in this line of work who does. 

It was early Monday morning. I stumbled around blearily on my day off, trying to find the breakfast things. As I put the coffee machine on, the telephone rang. I glanced around the floor of my messy bachelor flat and eventually found it being used as a bookmark in "Gulliver's Travels". I recalled putting it in their last night before going to sleep, reading about Balnibarbi. An improvement on the last novel I read, which was "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".