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It is New Orleans, the Mardi Gras. Costumed people everywhere. One of them, dressed as Catwoman in a shiny black skintight latex body suit, struts haughtily through the swarming crowds, teetering skillfully on her high heeled boots. The suit is a close duplicate of the one worn by Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns: complete with mask and a shiny black leather corset over the suit. She has an angry look in her eye--the look of a woman who has met an unexpected obstacle, but who knows she will overcome it shortly.

Being the gum connoisseur that I am and blueberry being my favorite flavor, when Malabar came out with a "new, exciting flavor: a burst of blueberry in ever bite", I just couldn’t resist. I stood outside the newsstand eagerly tapping my foot as the man opened the shipment box, the first shipment to come to my area and I was right there at the front of the line, money already counted. I bought three or four packs of the gum right away and ran off with them. As I began the long walk back to my apartment, I opened the package and slipped the gum into my mouth.

– …and IP Education alone is responsible for our teen pops rates. Thank you for your attention.

– Thank you. Any questions?

– Excuse me, – voluptuous young lady slowly stood up, her light chocolate skin and soft accent revealing Indian descent, – but when an amphora becomes watermelon ripe with thunderstorm, her soul is calling to unleash it. How do we prepare our children to confront this temptation and be victorious over it?

– The less young girls know about IPE, the better for them.

A unfortunate young lady, assisted by an excess of champagne, rings in the new year.