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Copy Kat

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/18/2012 - 17:47
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Kathy yawned and stretched as she moved another file from the mountain high "in stack on one side of her desk to the pitifully small "out" pile on the other. She glanced at her watched and groaned when she saw that it was past 11:30 pm. Working this late would really have bothered her if she weren't getting all the overtime pay. When she had taken the position of assistant secretary to Norman Doyal, the most successful lawyer in the city, she knew her job would be difficult, but not like this. Mr.

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Average: 3.8 (5 votes)

Cailee's Gnomecide

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 20:57
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While her love was in Stormwind, Cailee had indeed gone to Silvermoon for personal business. She was planning something dramatic for Calisea, having commissioned a local jeweler to make an impressive diamond ring integral to her plans, and now turned to something more personal. Calisea had confided alot of her past to Cailee ever since they had become a couple, one of her more embarrassing tales the one about how she was used for gnomish entertainment during her first encounter with inflation.

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Average: 2.5 (4 votes)

Celise the Red Faced Elf

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 05/17/2012 - 19:13
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"I'm sorry Mr. Kringle, but there's absolutely no way he'll be able to fly in this condition! That is, unless you want him to not see another Christmas after this one..."

An elf wearing a festive green doctor's coat spoke solemnly, looking up at a familiar, white bearded man. The elderly man shook his head in dismay, turning around and adjusting the green tie that complimented his red business suit.

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Average: 3 (4 votes)

Thief, The

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/11/2012 - 15:51
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I checked my watch one final time: one minute to go. As I pulled my hair back beneath my gray beanie, I took a few deep breaths to calm my nerves. I didn't usually get too nervous before jobs, but this one promised to be a special challenge, even for a thief with my… unusual skillset.

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Average: 4.2 (14 votes)

Beach Ball of a Situation, A

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/07/2012 - 02:38
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I stepped out of the changing room in my blue and yellow one-piece bathing suit. Over one shoulder was draped my big beach blanket and over my other shoulder was draped my cloth bag containing my beach visit essentials: suntan oil, a bottle of mineral water, two sandwiches and a bag of fat-free chips. A beach umbrella stuck under my right arm, resting atop the swell of my right breast. The boys stopped and stared, as did the girls, as I walked through the little brick pavilion. My 68 inch bosoms heaved and quaked in my bathing suit like two gigantic waterballoons.

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Average: 3.6 (9 votes)

Laura and Water

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 23:34
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"Honey we're leaving! There's pizza money on the counter!"

"Okay mom, see you Monday! You guys have fun!" Laura heard the doors close and let out a deep sigh. Alone for the entire weekend. Oh she was gonna have fun.

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Average: 3.9 (18 votes)

Inflating Under the Influence

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 05/01/2012 - 23:33
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Claire has had an interesting night.

Jennifer and one of her friends, Rachel, convinced Claire to go out to a pub with them. Well, it didn't take much convincing honestly...as soon as the word bar was uttered, they couldn't finish pronouncing it by the time Claire had gotten her coat on. After a brief period of discussion, they decided to hit the good ol' Wallace Tavern and Grill.

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Average: 2.8 (5 votes)

Safe as Houses

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 03:21
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"...are you sure this is safe?" Nathan asked, tapping the plastic nozzle. "Safe" being a relative term, he thought, considering the dubious hobbies of his girlfriend Maria, one of which apparently involved a nozzle inserted into the tip of his manhood that connected to an industrial-gauge tire pump. And standing naked in the middle of her living room, no less.

"Safe as houses," Maria chirped, fiddling with some gauges on the pump.

"Have you done this before?"

"Technically."

"...technically?"

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Average: 4.4 (21 votes)

I Can Take It

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 03:16
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"Anya," Akira began, "I never told you about my family, did I?"

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Average: 3.8 (12 votes)

Descent

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/20/2012 - 03:05
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The woman shoved open the side door of the plane, the sputtering engine spewing a trail of smoke into her face. Coughing, she leapt out, falling into the skies as her craft listed away from her towards the ground. Reaching to the strap on her shoulder, she yanked on her parachute's cord.

Nothing.

Reaching down, she took hold of the emergency cord and gave it a sharp tug.

Still nothing.

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Average: 3.9 (9 votes)
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