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The Intertwined Histories of Human Ballooning, Diving Rescues, and the Inflation Olympics:

A Personal History

 by Latecomer

Amy poked my arm, and I was jolted out of my beautiful dream. She stood next to my bed, dressed in nothing but a bathing suit.

"You fell asleep, silly," she whispered, pushing the hair out of my eyes. I got up, threw some jeans and a shirt on, and the two of us tiptoed out of the dark barracks. We crept through the cabin of sleeping guys until we came to the screen door. We carefully opened and shut the screen door and rushed off down the trail, feeling the cool night air on our bodies.

"And the Nobel Prize for achievements in the world of Science goes to… Dr. Franz Josef for his research in the field of etymology."

"Thank you. Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Dr. Josef said as the crowd chanted his name. However that chant, immediately changed to that of his android assistant EFX. He awoke with a start to see EFX standing over him.

"What is it you bag o' bolts? Couldn't you see that I was dreaming?" He hollered.

My name is Kairi Minako, and I probally have a school record for most enemies. I normally ignored it since I thought no one would come after me. I was wrong because I was ambushed and knocked out.

I awoken to find my head throbbing, unable to move my arms and legs...I squint my eyes against the glare, trying to focus. I look down, see myself tied spread eagle on the hard ground, stakes driven deep. My clothes look like I've been in a struggle, but I feel no bruises or cuts. Just a hole in my panties where my anus is.