I was thinking about this a few nights ago, could come up with several song lyrics that could be changed to have inflation-related themes sung to the same tune.
So I thought I would open it up, being the first entry, and see if anyone else will add to this...
Song: "She an Inflator", sung to the tune of "She a Maneater" from the 80's music group Hall and Oats (I'm a child of the 80's, so sue me...)
She only tanks-up at night