General Discussion

He's real. I saw him out there on a cold winters night.

He was really tall and the chill nights frost seemed to evaporate off his burning skin, but I only caught glimpse. It was not long after I heard a shriek from the forest. I was with a friend, but he claimed to not recall the event. Perhaps he was traumatized or perhaps it was the shrooms.

Anyhow. Please feel free to share your Salamander Man experiences.

Whenever i try to inflate, I lay down on my bed and bike pump my butt but, recently, it gives me tiny cramps whenever I pump. Can someone tell me how to get rid of them and, how to get to maximum capacity?

So some really old youtube videos I used to watch made by a few different people involved them inflating via bike pump/ aquarium pump by puting the tube down there throat and straight to the stomach. They got really big, and it looked a lot different in the end result than the "other" option does. They also inflated super fast and really big. Now what my question is, how do you swallow the tube?

Hi there, new member here, looking for anyone that might want to explore some inflation via facetime or skype. I like to blow up a trash bag in my jeans, like the big butt it gives me. Would like to find someone into th same possibly.