You are inflated by a post-apocalyptic road gang.
You are filled up with water.
Your belly bloats up tremendously and soon it reaches a huge size, you become the well inflated, balloon person version of yourself.
Eventually you deflate for the most part, but you will always have a little more of a fuller figure
17, 2, 2, 2, 7
I'm screwed, aren't I?
Or just ignore me, that's fine.