pneu*mat*ic (adjective) 
1 : of, relating to, or using gas (as air or wind): 
     a : moved or worked by air pressure 
     b (1) : adapted for holding or inflated with compressed air 
        (2) : having air-filled cavities 
2 : of or relating to the pneuma. spiritual 
3 : having a well-proportioned feminine figure; especially : having a full bust 
fe*tish (noun)
1 a : an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion 
b : an object or bodily part whose real or fantasied presence 
is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is 
an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with 
complete sexual expression
2 : a rite or cult of fetish worshipers

Prose That Blows 11: Voting Is Now Open

Voting is now open for Prose That Blows 11 - It's All About the Feels. You have until the end of Sunday, April 19th GMT to cast your vote. Links below have been updated due to the late addition of a story.

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Prose that Blows 11 has Begun

Carnatic has announced the latest incarnation of the contest, Prose that Blows 11 - It's All About the Feels. The deadline for submissions is February 28, 2015.

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Happy New Year!

May 2015 bring great things to you all.

Side note: I first launched this site in December of 1996. Someone born on the day the site first opened would be able to legally register as a user today.

Happy International Inflation Day!

That is All.

Regarding Pornography

“The Net plays host to a range of formerly unimaginable erotic specialisms, but we know this one is a joke, if only because of its (compressed) air of innocence.”

- The Independent, referring to the Body Inflation Home Page, the predecessor to BodyInflation.org (March 4, 1997)

New Spam Countermeasure

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I've implemented a new antispam technique. Initial trials have been promising, but there is the potential to block legitimate users.

Recently there's been a huge surge in spam attempts. For the past month or so, I've been seeing about ten times the normal volume. This has the potential to be problematic if left unchecked.

Prose That Blows X: Voting is Now Open

Voting is now open for Prose That Blows X. Voting will close on November 12.

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Back Online

Decided to use the unexpected downtime to upgrade some woefully out-of-date server components. It didn't all go as planned. The search index is rebuilding so search will be spotty for a bit. Everything else should be working.

Prose That Blows X Deadline Extended

You now have until September 30 to submit entries.

Go on, get to it.

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Prose That Blows X

Prose That Blows X: We're Dedicated Swallowers of Fashion is now upon us. The deadline for submissions is August 31, 2013.

You can find the details of the competition here: Prose That Blows

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