Another user mentioned an "inflation God" in a comment I was watching earlier.
I think we should have an inflation god. Or actually, a goddess. I think her name could be "Inflatia" or "Josie" or something. (lol). She could be round, big, blue, white, or conform to the desires of the ones thinking about her.
I think it would be good to have a symbol for the site. Imagine all the swearing. "In the name of the Goddess Josephine, write a response on this forum post!" lol. or something
Inflation goddess grants inflation to believers.
She does it wherever they are, in whatever way they like, in responce to their prayers, ensuring nobody is stuck "Inflating" for too long and promptly becomes "Inflated", preventing delayed inflation or denial of swelling
Chief priestess expands the root entity for believers
If overflow happens - who will pop: the believer, the chief priestess or the Inflation goddess?
Also, what to do with believers who are "Inflated" and suddenly decide to deflate? Do we need Deflation Goddess for that?
^_^
Inflation heaven - soft place where everything can inflate you to monstrual size
Inflation hell - same like heaven but whole place is full of sharp traps and monsters ready to pop you xD
So be nice and grow forever or be bad and burst
Burstia - queen of the hell, half human and half dragoness. Beautiful body, with perfect shapes let you feel that your are in safe... But That action is a trap... She want to catch you. Her dragon strength is enought to hold your helpless body in place and in good moment use her claws to pop you. And what happen next? You forgot about it and you inflate again...but if you somehow mange to inflate to house size you will be in half way to heaven... You Just must pass last road to doors.. But be careful...That Road is full of traps.
Eh, to be honest, I don't really like the idea, and I find it a bit sad. Then again, that's just my opinion and I'm more of a fan of Real Life inflation, and if people are into this sort of idea then all the more power to it.
"Hey kid, leave God out of this." -Riddick
While it is a cute thought, adding something like a "god" to our kink would be a step to far in my opinion.
My current arrangement is: I don't get involved in gods business, he doesn't get involved in mine.
I think the best god/goddes of inflation is the good oll' Sun. It produces heat, which causes the things expand, the whole sun is full of hydrogen or helium, the elements which cause floating and many inflationists would like to be fully bloated to the floating point with it, if it was possible - also, the blessed (i.e. with the sacred helium or hydrogen inflated) things are trying to fly back towards the Sun. Also, through it's life, later on, the Sun itself begins to inflate and then pops.
So, let's restore the ancient Roman cult of Sol Invictus. It was supposed to become the main religion in Europe anyway, if it wasn't Christianity ;-)
Please take it as a light joke :-)
...and priests of Inflation Goddess inflate her until she becomes too full and can't take anymore. They do it because... well... that part is forgotten. Maybe they are just curious.
People say - Priests of Inflation Goddess fill her day and night taking shifts. As you know goddesses in general tend to be infinite. Filling infinite volume would take infinite time, so it doesn't matter whether to inflate her or not. Priests of Inflation Goddess know this better than anyone.
Sometimes we also become Priests and Priestesses of Inflation Goddess. We call it "motivation issues". We lay down and do nothing in the name of Inflation Goddess.
It's hard to be a Priest - nobody can do nothing for long. So we get up, keep going, and leave Priests to the hardships of (not) filling their Goddess.
This is kind of sad
Oh great Goddess Inflatia, bless me and fill me with your holy air so that I may inflate like a balloon to a size that satisfies you, oh great inflatable one.