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Secret Santa

Submitted by System on Thu, 02/17/2011 - 03:32
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For the past three years, Nick had dutifully played the role of Santa Claus at Bristol's Galleries Mall. He hadn't meant to take the role originally, but as he was a fairly husky man, and could put on a decent baritone voice, his superiors had decided that he would fit the role of Santa perfectly. He'd come to actually enjoy the role every year; getting paid extra to just sit around in a costume and amuse a bunch of kids all day was certainly preferable to dealing with crowds of annoying Christmas shoppers.

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Average: 3.5 (6 votes)

Office Party Blues

Submitted by System on Mon, 02/14/2011 - 18:02
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The office “holiday” party had been going on for over an hour. And although it was scheduled to run for at least another two hours, Charlotte didn’t think she could last that long. The introduction of alcohol into the party had caused her generally tolerable co-workers to become, well, less than tolerable. It had become painfully clear to Charlotte that at least a third of her co-workers were lightweights when it came to alcohol. On top of that, it was also clear to her as to what kind of drunks each of her co-workers were.

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Average: 3.5 (4 votes)

Proof

Submitted by System on Wed, 01/19/2011 - 02:41
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“Santa Claus is real, and I’ll prove it!” Robin said. She had just finished rigging a net over the fire place and was carefully setting more traps around the Christmas tree.

“Let it go,” Jenna sighed, rolling her eyes. “Santa’s a myth.”

“And if he is real, then he’s far too clever for you to ever catch him,” Sadie smirked.

“Don’t encourage her!” Jenna scolded, poking her housemate. Jenna was astounded that Robin, an otherwise brilliant and rational person, still believed in Santa Claus.

“Why not? It’s fun.”

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Average: 4.2 (13 votes)

Drinking Game, The

Submitted by System on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 17:05
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“We go live on this breaking news coverage,” said an NBC news reporter.

“On Halloween, a local college kids have witnessed two unlikely events that have happened to two college students, 19 year old Elizabeth Sparrow, and 20 year old Taylor Richardson. This unfortunate incident occurred at a local Halloween party that took place at Ms. Richardson’s house. Both students are at the hospital and doing ok. Police are baffled and puzzled at what the local colleges are saying. They have said that it started out as some weird drinking game, but it ended up totally wrong.”

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Average: 3.5 (11 votes)

Adventures of an Inflatable Baywatch

Submitted by System on Mon, 01/03/2011 - 17:04
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Staring at the sea through her binoculars’ glasses, the lifeguard seemed a living monument to maintenance of bathers’ security on that piece of shore.

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Average: 3.6 (5 votes)

Wrong Turn

Submitted by System on Wed, 12/01/2010 - 18:06
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"Oh God!" Zoe gasped. "We're going to die… I just know it" She clung tightly onto the seat in front of her.

"Shut up & sit down!" hollered the driver as the school bus sped thru dangerous rocky pass, the storm raging.

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Average: 3.7 (9 votes)

Sweet Release

Submitted by System on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 18:32
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Naomi and Cassandra glanced around the lab, shutting the door behind them.

“I told you it’d be empty!”

Cassandra ran a hand through her long black hair and gave Naomi a grin. “Relax, we know what we’re doing. Besides, it’s a surprise.”

Naomi grinned, her short auburn hair framing her round face and sighed. “Touché. Let’s get to work then.”

A few hours later, the two of them powered down the machines. “Ahh, success…” Cassandra said, peering though the observation window.

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Average: 4 (8 votes)

Never Accept Wishes from Demons

Submitted by System on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 18:28
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The demon stood before her, red eyes staring right through her.

“Humans! You have summoned the almighty Zakuma! Grant me your sacrifice and..”

He trailed off when he realised that she was the only person before him.

“Oh for fuck’s sake..” He muttered. “Why do I always get the teenagers on Halloween..”

“Lord Zakuma!” Shelly held out a plate holding a severed goat’s head. “I humbly offer you this blood sacrifice, and my eternal soul, in exchange..”

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Average: 3 (4 votes)

I've Got a Magic Wand

Submitted by System on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 18:00
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“Hey, great costume. Gonna pull a rabbit outta that hat, Mandrake?”

“Thanks. Magician’s kinda cliché, bit of a busman’s holiday for me, but I had the cape and hat from work. You look great too. Larry Lawnchair, complete with balloons. Nice. I like the way they bobble as you dance.”

“Work? What? Sorry, I can hardly hear you over the music. Yeah, Larry’s a bit of a hero of mine.”

“Why’s that?”

“I don’t know. Just that kind of follow your dreams thing.”

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Average: 2.8 (9 votes)

Haunted House Five: A Duty Dance with Destiny

Submitted by System on Mon, 11/22/2010 - 17:55
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It was a Halloween night like any other and my girlfriend Elle and I were stumbling back from one hell of a party. I wasn’t feeling so hot, a combination of lots of rum and the fact that nobody got my costume (Apparently, nobody watched Filmation’s Ghostbusters like I did so my effort in making a great Jake Kong costume was in vain). I would’ve been angrier, but Elle was looking great in her “Mad Maxine”(her name for it, not mine) leather getup. I was just about to make a witty remark about my drunken state when all of a sudden she stopped and pointed

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Average: 3.4 (5 votes)
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