Female Inflation

The police described it as "the incident," Homeland Security described it as "an airship hijacking by unknown assailants," and Sayman Pharmaceuticals didn't describe it as anything at all due to the gag orders and non-disclosure agreements handed out to its employees.  Bella and Zach didn't describe it either, nor did they make any mention of anti-wrinkle creams, former co-worker Nancy MacCallister, or her unusual ambitions which lead to her becoming rather round and single-handedly blotting out the sun over an entire city.  Neither did they mention the secondary effects her ambit

Tiffany swims at the local pool everyday, not because she likes swimming, but because she has a huge crush on David, the hunk lifeguard. Tiffany tries to get Davids attention everyday, wearing skimpier and skimpier outfits, but David has been quite oblivious to her advances.

One day, she decides to try something drastic to really get his attention. Wearing her thong bikini, while in the middle of the pool, she started to flail around, pretending to be drowning. David noticed immediately, blew his whistle, jumped into the pool, and pulled her onto the poolside deck.