Female Inflation

When the day started, none of the fairy godparents could imagine what would be coming to them today. But, of course, everything went south when a pair of godparents, Cosmo and Wanda, granted their godchild, Timmy, a wish that everyone on earth looked exactly the same. But, unfortunately, this wish had the unintended consequence of Magical Buildup.

I nervously held my hat by the brim, sliding it along my hands as they grew sweaty. I was up next for the company talent show, and I wasn't feeling confident at all. My best friend said I was going to do just fine if I took a breath and relaxed, but I couldn't see how I could do that. The balloon juggler before me finished his act to the booing from the crowd. He stormed off the stage, mumbling something about people not respecting the art.