*runs in* urgent news! urgent news!!!
*catches his breath then hold up a newspaper advert*
ALTON TOWERS HAVE MADE A "CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY RIDE"!!

I feel so happy to be british :3 'specially since I was plannin to go there with my mates around easter when it opens.
P.S. Just so ya know, Alton Towers is a theme park here in Britain, and a damn kick ass one! :3
P.P.S.