Once upon a time there was a woman named Susan. More than anything else in life, Susan wanted. She wanted anything and everything she could get. Luckily for Susan, she had been born with many of the attributes needed to achieve her goals. Her intellect was certainly above average, and her personality contained ample portions of superficial charm, greed, selfishness, and vanity, with a rather complete lack of morals and scruples which allowed her to backstab any competition and sleep with just about anyone if it would help her cause.
