As I tried to open the door to the local joke shop i found that it was locked. This was really weird for a thursday afternoon, the window bars werent even down yet so i knocked on the glass. A small elderly man walked out from the back with a disturbed look on his face. He opened the door and spoke.
"what do you want?!" he growled
"I wanted to come in and look around to find something but the door was locked..are you closed?" i asked.
His face contorted like he was sucking on a lemon
"well the door is locked isnt it?!" he asked angrily.
