I was thinking about this a few nights ago, could come up with several song lyrics that could be changed to have inflation-related themes sung to the same tune.
So I thought I would open it up, being the first entry, and see if anyone else will add to this...
Song: "She an Inflator", sung to the tune of "She a Maneater" from the 80's music group Hall and Oats (I'm a child of the 80's, so sue me...)
She only tanks-up at night
The mean and angry type
Nothing is new, she ‘blown’ them here before
Watching and waiting
She’s sitting with you, but she wants to see you soar
So round it’s had to see
When you float, then she will set you free
The woman is wild, she’ll make you expand like none here before
Flying yet fatter
If you’re love it too much, you won’t float very far
Oh here she comes
Watch out, boy, she’ll blow you up
Oh here she comes
She’s an Inflator
Helium high for you
That’s what she will give you
She’ll grab you, man, and she will really ‘blow’ your world apart
Clothes are in tatters
Gassy and light, string is tight, she’ll never let you depart
Oh here she comes
Watch out, boy, she’ll blow you up
Oh here she comes
She’s an Inflator
Oh, come on, no takers?