Unknown Inflation Jokes

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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 05:46

sethshark

Hi all,
quick question for anyone interested. Has anyone ever sent or told or emailed you a joke or scenario involving inflation without knowing that you had a fetish for it?
My mother the other week sent me an email about a Canadian couple that took progressive pictures of their pregnancy, but they did things differently because in every photo both of them held the same pose and took the photo at the same location.... the husband holding an air hose inside his wife's belly button at a petrol station. They even added an explosion page before the last picture which was them holding their new child. The punchline for the email was "This is where Canadian babies come from". I replied to my mother with some half whited remark but of course the first thing I thought when I saw the email was that somehow she had found my secret out and was now making fun of me.

Has anyone else had something similar happen?

Cheers

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 07:39

deleted_20180328 (not verified)

That same pic has beeing going around facebook, reddit, etc for a while.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 14:20

sethshark

No doubt it has and I apologise for bringing it out again, but I was more addressing the awkward moment when I received an inflation based email from my mother.

Cheers

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 03:00

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deleted_20180328 (not verified)

No need to apologise, it's a good picture set. Wish I'd done a similar thing when my wife was pregnant. I've had the odd 'joke' from people I work with saying they feel like a balloon when they've eaten too much. I have a good poker face.

Mon, 03/18/2013 - 15:04

LutherVKane

Yes, this happened to me once. Years ago there was an email going around listing the various health benefits of drinking water. It ended with "Of course, drinking too much water can have unusual side effect (see attached image)." The picture of a morph of Sable Holiday drinking from a bottle of water.

My girlfriend sent it to me. Would have been a bit more uncomfortable if it had come from mom.

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Mon, 03/18/2013 - 22:49

Blue_Eyes

Not so much a joke but there is a pregnant lady in the office I work in. Speaking with her and a few friends during our lunch, she asked if I ever planned on having children of my own. Responded with a "Not at this moment" to which she joked "Good, it makes you feel like you have been blown up like a balloon" To which she and the others played a few jokes off while I continued to sit and try and continue lunch displaying my poker face.

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Tue, 03/19/2013 - 04:43

sethshark

Haha the "Office Pregnant" girl gag happened to me a little while back. She is such a cute girl, but with me being quite tall and her short it worked out just right when she came to my desk while I was sitting to drop something off, ie the top horizon of her belly (which I might add was filled with twins) was a foot away from my face. Other girls at the desks next to mine kept asking her about stretch marks and how inflated she must have felt, all the while her belly was waving around in my face. That's where I figured I had a poker face because no one stared at me...

Tue, 03/19/2013 - 11:38

HeavyMetalBlood (not verified)

The closest thing that's ever happened to me was many years ago in high school when some girls in my class were sharing starberries amongest themselves and one of them said "I don't think I should be eating these because I think I might be allergic" and her friend replied something along the lines of "if you were then I'm pretty sure you would be blowing up like a huge balloon right now"

It was a little awkward for me at the time.

Fri, 03/22/2013 - 14:00

Helen Sweller

One of my aunts was pregnant a few years ago. I was helping her set up the nursery (she was in her eighth month at the time). When we were done (or as done as she was content with), she went and laid down on the couch in the living room. she asked me if I could fetch her a glass of milk and the cocoa butter. when I got back, she had lifted up her shirt and was massaging her HUUUGE belly. after giving her the milk and butter, she started rubbing it on her belly. I was trying not to stare when she said "I feel like someone took a pump and blew me up like a beachball!" I just laughed it off.

Mon, 10/30/2023 - 11:38

#10

Pass_The_Printa

That actually is a joke referencing that statistically, most people who are into this are Canadian (such as myself).

Mon, 10/30/2023 - 21:07

#11

Mary Sue

Some time ago, in college, a teacher called on a girl and she got embarrassed about not knowing the answer so she started blushing. The whole class had their attention on her, and another student pointed out that she was turning purple. Then of course he made a reference to the infamous movie, and said something like, "Look out! She's gonna blow!"

I fortunately sat near the corner of that class and was rather quiet, so I don't think anyone noticed me turning purple myself, in a way oddly jealous of that girl.

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