Full Body Inflation

Shalandra waited patiently under the covers, not daring to move a muscle. When at last she heard Mistress begin to snore, she carefully climbed out of bed, threw on a dress, and crept quietly out of the bedroom.

“It’s been so long since we visited the human realm”, Fey spoke, fluttering over the countryside. “I’m glad we came.”

“Indeed. I find the fairy realm too boring”, Fable agreed as she followed her companion through the air. “Mortals are more entertaining than those dullards back home.”

“What kind of mischief shall we cause for the humans?” Fey asked to her partner. “Shall we unleash a swarm of hair-eating locusts, conjure a sudden blizzard in summer or perhaps we can stick another enchanted sword into a rock and let them quarrel over it again.”

It was the day before Thanksgiving, and Mother Nature had served up a typical late November storm, a storm that made up for what it lacked in force with sheer persistence. It'd kept up a steady rhythm on the roof of the tent all of yesterday and looked to be continuing through today. I'd finished today's newspaper hours ago, down to the crossword puzzle. The only stations we could get on the old radio were fading in and out of static, making listening an exercise in frustration, something neither of us needed more of.

"Star, are you sure you want to go through with this?"

"Do I LOOK unsure, Dick?" Starfire said with a giggle. The red-orange alien girl knelt before him on his apartment floor, naked except for a loin cloth thong. Her arms were shackled behind her head to a chain that ran up to a bolt in the ceiling. A warm smile was spread across her face as her green, pupil-less eyes watched Dick intently, whose face was almost as red as Starfire's.

"I mean, I'm all for taking our relationship to he next level, but don't you think-"