Full Body Inflation

or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks"

Haley nearly fell out of her chair when she heard the news. Micro Carbide Systems had introduced the first nanotech weight loss device, the same thing that she had been working on for rival company Integrated BioSystems. The past three years Haley had worked on the project with an elite staff of engineers, doctors, physicists, and nutritionists only to have the same project finished by MCS in less than a year. She smelled a rat.

"Good Lord, Jenkins! What happened?" Dr. Kent had just stepped into the lab and was alarmed by the condition of one of his lab rats. And rightly so. Dr. William Jenkins was supposed to be running another battery of tests, and it looked like one got out of hand. The lab assistants were scurrying around trying to make themselves useful. And getting only mixed results. Fortunately, Jenkins remained calm, which was surprising when one considered that, just a few feet away, was a rodent that had been inflated past four feet in diameter that had floated up to the ceiling.

First story ever, came out of a chat with HellResident. If you don't know what Nightwish is, well, there's wikipedia lol. Have fun with my little contribution to the community, and Ill take any comments you want to share.