Padeesha’s dark tan skin reflected her Pakistani heritage, and her flawless, athletic body was an obvious gift from the goddess Venus. As she stood on the beach, her eyes gazing across the beach, she knew that her thong bikini had a hypnotic effect on every man there, entrancing any man with a working sex organ to do her bidding.
“Excuse me, miss,” said a nearby voice. “I want to leave my girlfriend for you.”
“Get lost, loser,” Padeesha told him.
Dejected, Brad Pitt slunk back to his comparatively plain-looking girlfriend.
