"Danny boy... sweetie pie..."
Danny, chewing on a shoot of grass, nervously squinted at Darlene through the bright studio lights.
"...I slept with Sue."
Danny's eyes grew wide and his jaw slackened as the audience began hooting. Tears began to well up in Darlene's eyes. "But I still love you, Danny boy!" she said in her thick southern drawl. "All three of us can be happy together!"
Danny rose out of his chair, adjusted his overalls, and pointed an angry yokel finger at Darlene. "Why you [BEEP]! [BEEP][BEEP]---"
