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In Illinois, lived a peaceful family, who was like a normal family, as the neighbors explained to be. They lived in a big home that was fit for five people. They were the Jones family (not related to Indiana Jones, the famous archeologist). There was Mr. Jones, the father of the house; Mrs. Jones, the mother of the house; and their three children: Caroline (11), Edward (9), and Matilda (7). All the neighbors have said that they are the kindness people that any one could ever meet, and that the children are little angels. Though, looks can be deceiving when it comes to those children.

It was a windy day in fall. The perfect weather. Everything was prepared and one by one, the ladies arrived: Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Jeanne Garofalo, Anastacia and Shakira. Each one of them was carrying a strange plastic suit in their hands…

Kent Ashland had never appeared before the Happyland board before, but then again, he’d never created things like the stuff he’d just submitted. He was actually proud of taking risks this time, really working from his personal passions. He actually thought they were calling him up to give him a raise. But now that he saw them…well, they didn’t look happy.

Everyone had seen the cranes from the highway for months, lifting steel into the air all over the Thrill Zone amusement park. Blaze, the penultimate breakneck roller coaster, was making its debut today. Its features were unparalleled: top speed nearing 80mph, two massive drops, eleven corkscrews, six loops, and over six minutes long, circling the entire park. For the grand finale, the train would vault itself over a missing section of track approximately 250 feet long. Clearly the ride’s designer was less than sane and probably in jail somewhere, but that’s what makes a good coaster.