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Chicken of the sea elevator ad

Can someone upload screencaps of the chicken of the sea ad?

The Official Make Margaret Feel Better Thread

howdy motherfuckers. 

I understand that this is an unusual thread topic, Even for me, But I'm currently writing this from a hospital waiting room and I'm honestly stressing the actual fuck out. 

So TL:DR, My mom's having some health issues (recovery from staph infection), And I've been in full on nursebot mode because she's a little unable to walk without crazy difficulty. As of right now, She's in the middle of a doctors appointment to make sure she's actually beaten the infection and also to help with pain management. 

Absurdity of "writing for yourself"

 I usuallty whine when my stories don't get feedback and when I do people say usual bullshit about "Don't care about people, write for yourself, do what you enjoy most". These words are so overused, it makes such consollation irritating, and almost offensive. Because, of course I've heard that many times.

 But it is not just overused. It's wrong.

 When you (author) have a good imagination and a particular kinky fantasy, you can do two things.

 1. Imagine it for yourself in the bathroom.

Basic Bitches

im drunk. Fuck. Woo. 

you know what. Basic bitches!!!!!!!

lets play a game. Take your favorite inflation scene. And explain why. We should strive to recreate it in a piecemeal non crappy way. Wooo!!!

wait that or. What’s the best way to move forward as a community as far as making our dreams a passing reality. No rl inflation. Yeah we have suits and stuffing. But are there any other tangible ways for us to recreate inflation besides the congenital? Also fuck Trump. Woo!

the sexy blimp is Anticlimax

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqwv7HuMxs2O6v5-nz8J7ug

aㅏ......... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOtkYRsUl8o

the sexy blimp is Anticlimax

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqwv7HuMxs2O6v5-nz8J7ug

aㅏ......... 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOtkYRsUl8o

Inflation, bursting - just fun or, romance and drama

 I know some people hate when the inflatee goes boom. Quite easy to understand.

 

 There are various workarounds.

 First,  there is a silly ploy: inflatee somehow restores after the explosion. 

 Second, inflatee is just a balloon don't think about it as death. He or she inflates to deliver enormous amounts of fun and a torrent of rubbery scraps. Or this is a very special world where inflation and bursting is socially acceptable way of entertainment. Crazy carnival setting. 

 

Blueberry inflation

Imagine a fantasy country whose citizens might start swelling with blueberry juice if they consume one blueberry too many in the wrong time. 

Free matter appearing out of nowhere can be turned to free sales.

A market bubble might blow up... and here imagination fails me. Will its popping kill economy? How does market cope at all?

How much are you gonna eat this Thanksgiving?

None
8% (2 votes)
A little
4% (1 vote)
Until I'm full
17% (4 votes)
To much
21% (5 votes)
Pants rip
13% (3 votes)
Until I burst
38% (9 votes)
Total votes: 24

Swell and sensibility

Is inflation a type of harassment?

Does inflation affect inflatee's self-esteem in a negative way?

Is it purely psychological or very much physical and costing a fine?

In which case pricing in your area is interesting for granting buoyancy to the unwilling - is it of the scale of driving into a house, or merely parking on neighbour's lawn?

Why never, ever, not a single inflatee flies into a police station in our stories? Are all of them that happy? ^_^

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