Oh god, I was sooo looking forward to some inflation play this evening as I was going to be home alone at my parents' house while they were out all night so someone could watch the soiled pets.
What I usually do is put on a bathing suit and stuff a huge balloon in the front. I then put the hose from the hand held showerhead into the neck of the balloon and fill it up as big as I can.
First problem? No bathingsuit. Apparently, my old one has been tossed out while I've been away living on campus. No problem, I figure, I have plenty of stretchy clothes and I've done that before, so...