Another user mentioned an "inflation God" in a comment I was watching earlier.
I think we should have an inflation god. Or actually, a goddess. I think her name could be "Inflatia" or "Josie" or something. (lol). She could be round, big, blue, white, or conform to the desires of the ones thinking about her.
I think it would be good to have a symbol for the site. Imagine all the swearing. "In the name of the Goddess Josephine, write a response on this forum post!" lol. or something