Nanotech Pneumatics
Haley nearly fell out of her chair when she heard the news. Micro Carbide Systems had introduced the first nanotech weight loss device, the same thing that she had been working on for rival company Integrated BioSystems. The past three years Haley had worked on the project with an elite staff of engineers, doctors, physicists, and nutritionists only to have the same project finished by MCS in less than a year. She smelled a rat.
"Did you hear the great news?!" Laura yelled as she stormed into the roomas if on cue. Haley had not heard the door open and tumbeld onto the floor from surprise having not quite recovered from the first near chair toppling. "I got a promotion and a $30,000 bonus!" Laura continued, oblivious to her friends predicament. "I'm gonna take a monster shopping spree!" she said as she burst back out the door and down the street, yahoo-ing all the way.
"Gwuh?" was the only sound Haley could make as she climbed to her feet. The whole ordeal happened so fast that she began to wonder if it had happened at all. She turned to the television screen. It was showing some editorial on lambs or something; more proof that it hadn't happened. Then she got an idea.
Now, the idea of two scientists of two rival companies living in the same apartment may seem absurd to most people, but not these two. Haley had met Laura while earning her PhD and they have been friends ever since. But if Haley's assumption was correct, their friendship may be officially over.
She walked into Laura's bedroom and turned on her computer. After a bit of searching she found what she was looking for: all of the files and documentation associated with her nanotech research. "That bitch!" Haley yelled in the face of her best friend's treachery. Then another idea came across her mind. She knew that if Laura would steal from her best friend she wouldn't have any qualms about trying the technology on herself. Haley looked around a bit more and found the nanotech controller program. A devilish smile came across her face as she began to alter the files. Hmm... but what to change them to... Then she saw it, a mylar balloon drifting lazily in the room's cool air. Oh, revenge would be sweet.
The following night, Haley tiptoed into Laura's room carring small tire pump. She moved around to the foot of the bed and lifted up the covers very carefully. There was Laura. For some reason she slept topless, but she was wearing silk boxers with a solk belt. Her body was tight and buxom thanks to the millions of of tiny nanorobots busily working to make the body healthy and beautiful... as well as their new directive soon to be implemented. While Haley stared at Laura's body she began to wonder how they got the nanodevices out on the market as quickly as they did with so many defects present. They must have paid a lot of money to someone high up in the FDA. Haley made a mental note to bring the defects to the publics' attention after she was done with her new toy. She took the air hose and jammed it into Laura's butt. She quickly began pumping as fast as she could. Laura woke up in a stupor as she looked at what was going on.
"I can't believe you stole my work!" Haley yelled as she continued to pump her friend up. "That was my life and soul for THREE YEARS!"
Laura began to come to her senses as she looked at her body. It was plumpening up as though, well, as though someone was filling her with air. "I didn't mean to!" she cried, "I told some guy at work about it and he said he'd give me a lot of money if I got the plans from you!" Her belly began to swell. "I figured that you would finish first, I didn't mean any ha..."
"Enough!" Haley yelled as she stopped pumping and went to the computer. After a couple of mouse clicks and key presses, Laura's lips puckered up as though she was going to kiss someone. "That should keep you quiet." The pumping resumed.
"Mmmmm! Hmrmmm!!" Was all Laura could say as her arms and legs began to spread out from the air filling them. Her belly was rounding out and even her breasts began to fill up a little. Her thighs were twice as big as they used to be and her arms looked like two of the long ballons used to make balloon animals. Realizing that this manual pumping would take to long, Haley went to fetch a helium cylinder she bought just for this occasion. She left her dear, distended, Laura on the bed. "I look like a blow up doll!" Laura thought "I feel so full, I'm not sure how much more I can take!" Haley returned with the cylinder. some air rushed out as she unplugged the pump's hose, she'd be sure to replace it. She attached the cylinder's hose and walked over to the valve. "No!!" Laura tryed to yell but it came out as "Mmm!!" The valve turned.
Laura's body quickly ballooned out as foot upon cubic foot oh helium entered her tiny body. Her arms and legs spread out as the gas filled them. Her stomach slowed as her silk belt restricted her waist. Her breasts, which until this point stayed relatively normal, were blown up like party balloons. Her nipples popped up as the helium was forced into them. "Oh no," Laura thought "I feel so full... too much air! I'm too pumped up!!" two tiny streams of the gas were forced through her nipples. Haley walked over two them and pinched them off, the result made her breasts squeak as they filled up even more. Haley giggled then released them. Laura's face was puffy and her cheeks looked over-inflated. her hands swelled up like inflated gloves. Her calves were three times thier normal size. Suddenly Laura began to float off the bed revealing a butt that looked like someone had inflated a peach in her boxers. "Ohh!!" she thought "Oh, I'm too blown up! I feel like I'm going to burst!" Her nipple jets made her turn in the air. "Why is she inflating me?? Why are my breasts so blown up? Ohh, too much pressure! So much helium in me!! Then, with a "Thwoomp" her silk belt untied and fluttered to the ground. Her stomach then went from round to ballooned in five seconds flat. "Mmmmmmm!!!!" she cried. Her pajama bottoms finally tore off revealing her inflated labia with a small jet of helium escaping from her vagina. Haley giggled some more at the comical sight and twisted the valve open a bit more.
Her nipples hissed as more gas was pumped through them. Her cheeks ballooned out to squirrel like proportions. Her legs formed a right angle so perfect that a carpenter could have used her to measure with. Her arms were blown up and held out at her sides. Oddly enough her joints didn't inflate leaving Laura a segmented balloon. "I... can't... take this much longer!" she thought. "There's so much air entereing my tiny body! I feel so full! I feel so inflated! I wonder if balloons feel like this." Her belly button popped out. "Ooh! Ooh! No more! Too much helium! Too much!"
"You look just like a balloon!" Haley said, laughing. Laura's breasts looked like twin beachballs, both over-inflated. Her skin squeaked like rubber. She continued to swell further. Haley gave the valve a final turn then said casually, "Catch ya later, Ballaura." then left the room laughing.
"Ooph." Laura thought. She could hear and feel the gas spilling into her already ballooned body. "I feel so full, so pumped up, so blown up! I can feel the helium rushing through my nipples! I can feel the air coursing through my body! No more! I'm so filled but the gas keeps coming! I'm a human balloon! So full!! I'm an over-inflated blimp girl! So full! No!" Then she passed out. The poor thing had too much excitement for one day.