Flippy and the Voodoo Balloon

Date Written: 
12/07/2004

Inflation Fantasy in Metric Form

There once was a sorceress with the odd name of Flippy
She had an Apprentice who was a tad bit drippy
She decided one day to at last be done with him
But first, She was going to have Her fun with him
She called Apprentice to Her lab one afternoon
She asked, "Would you like to see my Voodoo Balloon?"
She held up a balloon, so small and unused
Leaving Apprentice a little more than confused
"What," said he, "is that s'posed to be?"
She said with a grin, "Just watch and you'll see!"
Into the balloon Flippy started to blow
And rounder and fuller the balloon began to grow
Apprentice was stunned, for he realized soon
That HE was inflating--like Flippy's balloon!!
He quickly learned what Her voodoo could do
As the balloon swelled bigger, Apprentice did, too!
His body puffed out, just like the balloon
And soon Apprentice was filling the room
Flippy blew the balloon up again and again
And farther and farther did his body distend
Apprentice became an inflatable doll
That Flippy blew up like a big rubber ball
"Please, Master, stop!" he said as he floundered
But Flippy just blew him up bigger and rounder
"Flippy, I beg thee!" he cried and he pleaded
But Flippy just laughed, and his cries went unheeded
She blew Her balloon with more and more vigor
And Apprentice grew bigger and bigger...and BIGGER
He became so full that he was now just a sphere
And he began to feel that his limits were near
"I'm begging thee, Master, you really must stop!
"I'm getting too big, and I fear I may POP!"
But Flippy laughed harder and kept right on blowing
And both Her balloon and Apprentice kept growing
She blew him so big that he blocked out the sun
And She laughed at his cries, for it was part of Her fun
Apprentice began to fear for the worst:
She'd inflate him so big that soon he would BURST!
"Flippy, please spare me, and I'll do as you say!"
"Then pop!" said She. "It would sure make my day!"
Apprentice felt totally helpless and weak
And he grew more afraid as he started to squeak
His face showed his fear and complete subjugation
And it all merely added to Flippy's elation
"Master, please tell me: Just what have I done?"
"Nothing," She said, "I'm just having some fun!"
"That horrible witch!" he inwardly cursed
"On merely a whim, She'll laugh as I burst!"
Her voodoo balloon still grew in Her hand
And he could do nothing but swell and expand
Soon She could tell from the strain that he showed
He would soon reach his limits--and then he'd EXPLODE
He looked down at Her and he cried out, "Enough!
"I swear that I'll burst if you do one more puff!"
To his surprise and relief, She stopped for a while
But soon She gave him a devilish smile
She felt Her balloon, so stretched and so taut
The whole escapade was making Her hot
She smiled at his size, so big as the sky...
Then She took a deep breath as She waved him goodbye
"No!" cried Apprentice, but Flippy never stopped

She blew him up bigger, ...

... and he finally...

POPPED!!

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