http://www.spellsofmagic.com/spells/beauty_spells/body_spells/17621/page.html
To be honest I'm sceptical that it will work.
But I might use it for a mainstream novel I'm writing now.
'real' witchcraft body inflation spell
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 13:22
#1
inflatingclothes
'real' witchcraft body inflation spell
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 15:05
#3
could be an ok setup for an inflation video, but they forgot to add "computer graphics" to the list
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:33
#4
CorpulentArtifice
This is a badly-designed spell. I say this for the following reasons:
1. Lack of coherent symbolism. The instructions tell you to drop two stones into your glass of water, but neither specify what kind of stone you should use, nor what they're supposed to do. Every component of a spell should generally ought to have some sort of symbolism (which varies depending on one's paradigm), so components such as these seem arbitrary at best. I was going to say something about a choking hazard, but I reread the instructions and saw there's nothing about drinking the water, which makes me even more baffled as to what the salty rock water's for. I can only imagine that the displacement of the water by the stones is relevant, but I highly doubt the original writer thought of that.
2. The incantation sucks. The first line rhymes, which is neat, but that convention gets dropped in the next line. The statements "I can stop the inflation before harm" are admittedly a prudent safety measure, but they also hit the ear like something that was added like a disclaimer at the last moment.
3. You will inflate exactly as you envisioned... provided that you vizualized yourself becoming a 10' diameter ball. "Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants, so long as it is black." - Henry Ford
I predict that this spell won't work, but in the interest of magical science (being the sort of person who believes in "real" magic and fancies himself a magician of sorts), I will attempt this spell as written, anyway. I'll let y'all know if it works or not.
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:50
#5
Blue_Eyes
Of course it won't work.
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 16:56
#6
CorpulentArtifice
Update: tried the spell, and as predicted, it did nothing. If anyone wants an inflation spell to use in a story/video, I can probably come up with a better one - I'm afraid that coming up with a spell that would actually do as this one advertised is beyond my abilities.
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 18:48
#7
airtankgirl5
Update: MAGIC ISN'T FRIKIN REAL.
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 21:00
#8
CorpulentArtifice
magic not real??? not really can use spell get inflate!??! EXPLAIN?..?
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 19:23
#9
Update: sarcasm is confirmed to indeed be a hilarious literary device.
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 01:20
#10
*snicker* Spells aren't real you foo-OOO *starts inflating*.
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 02:10
#11
oh2bpreg
Bunch of muggles here.
Thu, 08/07/2014 - 04:12
#12
Sergy92
Send this to the folks of TaylorMadeClips, they've got some potential material right there.
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 00:42
#13
mosherballoon
I dont believe witchcraft and sorcery are real, though the idea of it being real is pretty cool. I always liked the idea of being inflated by a spell, cast by a witch. There is definitely potential for stories and videos using the witchcraft theme.
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 14:52
#14
CorpulentArtifice
As promised, I wrote a better spell, which I've posted in the Writer's Den: http://bodyinflation.org/node/32668
Feel free to use this in a story or video or something, if you want - just give me credit if you do. ^^
Mon, 08/11/2014 - 21:34
#15
Hey guys well I go away for 3 days on a magical retreat and everybody starts posting ; ) It doesn't matter whether you believe magic is real but I've got two responses in messages from people who are interested and I would love to hear more! ATG are you sure you aren't wrong? Aren't you sure that your willpower and determination aren't magic themselves? That's how you got here......
Mon, 08/11/2014 - 22:55
#16
Cute imaginations in here (:
Tue, 08/12/2014 - 20:58
#17
SignoreMortillo: No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No spell you are going to do as an individual is going to work. The group consciousness is far too strong. The best you could do on your own would be to induce yourself to have a dream where yourself or someone else is inflating or make yourself feel a little inflatey on the inside -- it's not going to work. Here is my guess if you want to make someone inflate in real life -- have 1001 to 1012 magicians get together in a temple setting. Grid and seal that shit like there's no tomorrow. Make sure nothing can get in by putting people all around the perimeter. Put pentagrams on the walls, ceilings, and floors. Put a girl or whomever you want to inflate in the center of a magic circle in the very center, tone the Throne of Agla endlessly, and have everyone in there will the girl to inflate. At the same time do sacred geometry so nothing can get inside. It might work. Until then magic won't do it. Nor will science.
Wed, 08/13/2014 - 12:44
#18
CorpulentArtifice
Instructions were unclear. I got my dick caught in a ceiling fan.
Fri, 09/05/2014 - 06:48
#19
lordaltros
never doubt the power of the individuale.
Thu, 08/14/2014 - 10:44
#20
*sigh* *puts hand on face*
Thu, 08/14/2014 - 12:51
#21
OK so I tried it. It didn't specify the size of the stone, so now I have a broken glass, salt water all over my table and wet trousers. Thanks very much.
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 03:38
#22
Inflate123
My pagan pal laughed.
Sat, 09/10/2016 - 12:17
#23
There is a different one, that I can remember. It was on spells of magic. Now it's gone. Interesting, as I tried it, and got a small result. (Possably as I didn't realy think it would work.)
You need:- A glass of water. Five stones of any type. A pice of paper. A black marker. And a good imagination.
What you do:- place the five stones in a star. Place the glass of water in the middle of the star.
With the marker, draw a pagan symbol on the paper. I drew a pentograme. You don't have to do this inside the stones. It can be done by the side of them. Just make sure it's close bye.
While concentrating on getting fat, recite the following:-
"Earth, Water, Fire, Air, other elements that pair,
make me fat and still growing, I want to stretch with a big belly. Mote it be, Mote it be, Mote it be."
I think there was a second part that rhymed. Although I can't remember it. So just try to come up with something yourself. It will need to be about getting fat, and end with the three Mote it be's.
If it works you will feel a pain in your belly. (Note it will not be like someone hitting you. But actualy in your belly.) You should then start to get fatter, and fatter. You will get quite big, but the effect will only last for an hour. You should not re-cast it for at least two hours.
Sat, 09/10/2016 - 16:13
#24
AirPump
Ugh, more necroposting
Mon, 09/12/2016 - 02:03
#25
Margeret Moonlught
POSTS OF THE PAST
POSTS OF THE PAST
POSTS OF THE PAST
Mon, 09/12/2016 - 05:45
#26
flationable
Do what all the hip people do these days: Connect yourself with a fiction suit through the use of sigil magick, then create a hypersigil in the form of a story or a comic featuring your fiction suit and have the things you want happening to yourself done to them.
It's easy, any one can do it.
Mon, 09/12/2016 - 18:07
#27
darth_clone19
Posts of Christmas past
Wed, 09/14/2016 - 18:47
#28
Jinx
I'm posting about how this is a dead thred and at the same time bumping it to the top. Did I do it right?
Thu, 09/15/2016 - 02:07
#29
Margeret Moonlught
You're almost there. Put a picture of George Clooney in with your post, Then it'll work.
Dude, this would totally not work. It is interesting though as I am thinking of making a group of body inflation magicians. If you believe in magic real or fake message me or reply to this post (if not shy). I hope all of you will be non-discriminatory toward me.