I know I should move on but it still gets to me that my ex wife was cheating on me. I would dearly love to put together a list of most embarising methods and locations of her ending up inflated. Your expert knowledge would be a great help !
inflation embarisment
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 11:13
#1
inflation embarisment
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 17:06
#3
RenegadeKamui
Get one of those seltzer water bottles that uses CO2 cartridges, and hook it up to a helium tank. Saturate the water with as much helium as it will hold, then offer her a drink.
Fri, 03/07/2008 - 19:43
#4
darth_clone19
Get her on a situation where you seem totally understanding and get her to trust you. Go out to her favorite place in the world, YOUR treat, so she will not expect when you jam that helium hose down her throat. Do it inside the place, have a smoke, and enjoy some good damn theater!
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 01:09
#5
gas station air pumps work wonderfully...
hose up the butt and a swelling body :P
lol
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 03:16
#6
Some fab ideas folks, please keep them rolling in, I appreciate your contributions, I would hope that she would !!! :twisted:
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 03:46
#7
Make a Voodoo doll out of a balloon an inflate at your leisure.
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 04:14
#8
Ass inflation when she's out on a date with her new lover....
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 05:22
#9
darth_clone19
Bellywolf wrote:
gas station air pumps work wonderfully...
hose up the butt and a swelling body :Plol
Now thats just evil :twisted:
Sat, 03/08/2008 - 23:51
#10
darth_clone19 wrote:
Bellywolf wrote:
gas station air pumps work wonderfully...
hose up the butt and a swelling body :Plol
Now thats just evil :twisted:
Not to mention, would also cause an incredibly horrible mess... x_x;
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 02:34
#11
O.K get your reading glasses, this is a long one.*rewinds song* O.K 1st invite to a bar, tavern any place(It doesnt have to be you just need a fizzy drink, I prefer Moes:P) Anyway You get her a drink or a couple. Then when she gos to the RR slip a knock out drug into her next drink. SHE thinks its a brand new drink so she drinks. K.O Shes out then when shes out you get a tube or air helium water anything and stick it up her butt or mouth(I perfer both, twice as fast :twisted: .) Then she becomes contious again when her body is near bursting. When she burst you boast and dance on the piee of skin scattered on the floor. What you do between the bursting and the expansion is up to you. she cant do anything anyway HAHAHA. yeah This works...trust me. If anyone desides to do this then send me a video, just to know that someone pays attention to my diablical plans :) .
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 03:17
#12
.... uhh wtf are we talking serious or hypotheticals??? I thought this was a "what if" thread... jeeze
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 03:51
#13
Bellywolf wrote:
.... uhh wtf are we talking serious or hypotheticals??? I thought this was a "what if" thread... jeeze
My thoughts exactly. 0_o
Some people seem to be taking this a little too far.
I figured it was a 'what if' kind of fantasy revenge scenario... but that last post is a bit much for my liking.
Does anybody have any 'pretend' or less ridiculously over the top ideas rather than giving a 'how to kill your ex-wife' murder instructions scenario?
0_o;
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 10:02
#14
I don't want her to die ! just get inflated. Its purely a fantasy thing folks !
Sun, 03/09/2008 - 10:03
#15
I don't want her to die ! just get inflated. Its purely a fantasy thing folks !
Mon, 03/10/2008 - 03:37
#16
Inflate123
Take my story "Everything" from the story archive, replace the woman's name with your ex, and pretend the male character is you. :)
Sun, 03/23/2008 - 11:10
#17
How about a little role reversal and control? Try this idea:
Find new girlfriend who likes inflation, then double-team cheating ex with . Don't pop her - just inflate her (or parts of her) at will to satisfy you desires. Keep at it until the sensations of being inflated totally overwhelm her and leave her totally at your control, begging to get bigger. Now the both of you have an inflatable "love slave" to play with! :twisted:
Tue, 03/25/2008 - 18:10
#18
Here's an idea! Meet your ex wife near a pool then take a hose that sucks up water and attach one end to the bottom of the pool and stuff the other end of the hose in her mouth. (make sure you wrap really strong tape around the end of the hose so she can't pull it out) Next, push her inside the pool and turn the hose on. She will have trouble swimming out of the pool because the hose is too short for her to reach the end of the pool so she'll have no choice but to drink the water that the hose is forcefully shoving down her throat. She will get bigger and bigger as the time goes by. All you have to do is something to pass the time by then go back to the pool later. When you see her you'll be amazed as you see your ex wife's giant body filling up the entire pool! She'll be like a gigantic water bed that fills up the whole pool! So then you can jump on her and watch her body slosh around all over the place and you can play with her huge body all day!
Wow, maybe someone should make an inflation story about what I just said. :D
Thu, 03/27/2008 - 02:48
#19
GiantBelly wrote:
Here's an idea! Meet your ex wife near a pool then take a hose that sucks up water and attach one end to the bottom of the pool and stuff the other end of the hose in her mouth. (make sure you wrap really strong tape around the end of the hose so she can't pull it out) Next, push her inside the pool and turn the hose on. She will have trouble swimming out of the pool because the hose is too short for her to reach the end of the pool so she'll have no choice but to drink the water that the hose is forcefully shoving down her throat. She will get bigger and bigger as the time goes by. All you have to do is something to pass the time by then go back to the pool later. When you see her you'll be amazed as you see your ex wife's giant body filling up the entire pool! She'll be like a gigantic water bed that fills up the whole pool! So then you can jump on her and watch her body slosh around all over the place and you can play with her huge body all day!Wow, maybe someone should make an inflation story about what I just said. :D
Sounds like you got a head start.
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:54
#20
Put her in a drysuit and while u and her are snorkeling with a group inflate her drysuit to the max and then put a crab on her so it will pinch the suit popping it
Mon, 02/27/2012 - 15:03
#21
Or put her in a dry suit inflate it and then go to a sauna out it on the highest level and push her in there the hot air will inflate her suit more until she can't fit in the door use a stretchy rubber suit not a drysuit
Thu, 03/05/2015 - 20:23
#22
The best way would be a female demon.
Try getting her into a diving suit or some rubber suit of anykind...and blow her up in public so her suit explodes or something. And make a video out of it and youtube her!!!
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